[buzzGLOSS] Jon Gosselin Sex Tape!

Jon Gosselin has a sex tape!  You knew it had to happen because Jon wants to be famous more than anything in the world!  Jon’s bodyguard says he’s seen Gosselin’s sex tape and Jon does cocaine, according to the National Enqurier.

Via the National Enqurier:

Jon’s bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has been subpoenaed to testify in TLC’s lawsuit against Jon, and The ENQUIRER has learned Meinelt claims he saw Jon snort cocaine many times, and that he’s watched Jon’s secret sex tape!
“Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he’s seen the tape!” said Stephanie Santoro, Jon’s former flame and family nanny.
“Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him.
“He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!”

Celebrity blog The Superficial has a hilarious take on the latest bit of Jon Gosselin news:

Although I was kind of hoping it’d be for something a little more original than a sex tape. Like Jon Gosselin secretly trained his kids to be an elite squad of dead hooker disposers. Or he gave his social security number to Michael Lohan for a shoebox of Lindsay’s old bras which, in hindsight, I probably shouldn’t rule out. Keep that one open.

Nothing should be ruled out when it comes to that Ed Hardy wearing, sex-tape celebrity Jon Gosselin! Jon Gosselin‘s day in court could end badly for him if the sex tape becomes public.  Karma is a beautiful thing, isn’t it?